(from 2014)
It is in the record books as the
longest running play in theatre history – currently notching up its 63rd
year in London.
I first saw it in the early 60s
with my grandmother.
Then, when first married to Mrs
O, we used to have cheap holidays in London at my mother’s home – and saw it
together then.
Wind the clock forward to this, a
special anniversary year – someone kindly gives us a present for our
anniversary, which translated in theater tickets for a matinee performance by a
touring company in South Wales.
In London I imagine the main
audience is made up of foreign tourists scratching their heads and wondering
why on earth this is such a phenomenon for the British?
In the South Wales theater
matinee performance, it was “grey power” time. Well, blue rinse and bald head
time. Since I currently sport neither I was in the minority. I actually felt
quite young just looking around. It was very gratifying because I am now of an
age where you remember being told to respect your elders, but find it increasingly
difficult to find any!
But what can one say of this old
creaking vehicle after more than 62 years?
Well, there is humor – there is
suspense – and there is a lot of sheer ham – but as expected, the cast brought
off very well... Almost at the start of the play a radio announces that the
murderer they are looking for was seen wearing a dark overcoat, a light scarf
and a dark felt hat... As it does so, a main character tidying up picks her
husband’s clothes absent-mindedly off a chair – a dark overcoat, light scarf
and dark felt hat...
It got the desired laugh, and
things kept up well thereafter.
As always with touring
productions, there was a generally unknown cast. The only name I knew was a
radio actress, and she was here as an understudy. But their CVs showed various
fringe theater efforts, small parts in TV programs, and in one case the proud
boast of being the back end of a pantomime cow in a famous TV commercial.
And as always with touring
productions, apart from the occasional thespian in the last throes of their
“career” it was nearly all fresh faced youngsters not long out of drama school.
Young people playing middle-aged or elderly people, even with the ministrations
of stage make-up, never does work properly for me. Even in films it rarely works. I can see me now watching the boy wonder
Orson Welles in Citizen Kane playing the old Charles Foster Kane - he still
looks like he’s got a face full of latex. Which he has.
The Mousetrap started life as a
30 minute radio play by Agatha Christie, who later expanded it for the stage.
When I first discovered detective fiction, Agatha Christie was heralded as “The
Queen of Crime.” Later in life, I lived
near her for a while. Even later again I
worked out that I had actually called at her home in Wallingford as part of my
then activities. However, I never met her in person.
Even as a teenager and a
pre-teen, I had an obsessive nature. So I remember clearly how I made a list of
every book Agatha had written up until then, and ticked them off as I read them.
There I was, sitting in the school corridor, lounging on the school playing
fields – bedlam all around me, and me just reading, reading, reading. I
remember how I ticked off number 36 and something snapped. I almost screamed
out loud. I had gone down with a bad case of Agatha Christie overload.
I never touched another one until
about two years ago, when in desperation late one night suffering from insomnia
I found a free one online to put on my eReader as chewing gum for the eyes. I
discovered I was now partially cured of the aversion.
Personally I prefer the stories
as radio plays, and Mrs O has all the TV series on DVD video. Still, it was
nostalgic to visit the theatre.
What was amusing was the
collection of people around us – after the first half with its two acts, they
all had theories as to who dunnit. It must have been a really well-kept secret
for 62 years. Because what was particularly amusing is that they were ALL
WRONG. Mrs O had forgotten who the murderer was. I hadn’t, but this WAS the
THIRD time for me.
And I remember at the very end at
the curtain call, what they did at every performance – a bit like Hitchcock did
in the first showings of Psycho – a pact with the audience, don’t tell anyone
the secret.
So – under pain of being struck
down with an awful curse, the audience must not disclose WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
Well, I think that after 62 years the time has come to break the spell and use this venerable blog to do it. Some readers may even have seen the play
themselves – somewhere. So dear reader, either look away now or be prepared to
learn that the killer really was.......
Aaaaaaaaeeeerrggh...
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